Project Star Pickle - Jason Osmond

Written by Jason Osmond
Read by Eric Osmond
Format: M4B
Bitrate: 128 Kbps
Unabridged

A Darkly Humorous Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Romp

Word of don’t go touching weird alien crystals without first considering the consequences—especially if they just fell out of the sky and crushed your house.

Hi there, Jack Cobb here. See this scar on my hand? The one that looks like a pair of lips? Yeah, it wasn’t always a scar. At one point, it was home to a chatty little logophile I sometimes wish I could strangle.

Together, we had one save the world—or at least, save the people in it—and find the missing pieces to build a machine that might just save ourselves before the world kicks us to the curb.

This is a first-contact, end-of-the-world, come-to-Jesus sci-fi romp. Think Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy meets Aliens, with a little E.T., Left Behind, and a healthy dose of black budget conspiracies, bloody romance, and 80s pop culture references. If you love sarcastic survivors, weird alien tech, and the fine line between saving the world and dooming it, this book is for you.