Disenchanted: 24/7 Demon Mart, Book 6 - D.M. Guay

Written by D.M. Guay
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One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell are all that stand between you and your wildest dreams—or certain death? Yeah. Probably certain death.

For lovable loser Lloyd Wallace, life is finally looking up. He’s brokered a peace between the vampires and the werewolves. He’s solved the mystery of the monster hamster who lived in his closet. And he doesn’t have to worry about his parents catching werewolves on the lawn or getting bitten by their newly-turned vampire cat. Not anymore, because Lloyd just moved into his own apartment. A new, monster-free—except for his vampire cat—apartment.

His new place comes with perks, too, like the hot girl who works at the cafe downstairs. She’s the sexiest woman he’s ever seen in a grandma sweater, and her coffee is so good it makes him feel like he can conquer the world. She has “Lloyd’s new girlfriend” written all over her. She’s definitely sending signals.

Everything is great. A little too great.

Kevin has gone viral, but his newfound Internet fame means 24/7 Demon Mart is overrun with fans who worship him. Literally worship him.

DeeDee has finally mastered the flying jump kick, thanks to all the extra training she’s put in at Bubba’s werewolf gym. She has achieved martial arts greatness. Her new moves have turned her into a lethal weapon, and she’s loving it. Maybe a little too much.

Everyone’s dreams are coming true. Even Howard Van Helsing, owner of the Happy Tails vampire pet food shop, is about to go on the vacation of a lifetime.

Success is spreading like a virus, and everyone’s infected—except for Lloyd because he doesn’t seem to have any dreams or plans or a big vision for his future. So as fame, fortune, and success shower down on everyone around him, Lloyd’s left with questions like, what do I want to do with my life? And do dreams really come true—without a catch—when you work at 24/7 Demon Mart? The answers could be the difference between life and death.

Find out what happens in Disenchanted, book six of 24/7 Demon Mart, a horror-comedy/comic fantasy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil’s All-fright Diner), Jason Pargin (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire), Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping), Mark Cain (Circles in Hell series), and Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station).

Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe! Three series, one hilarious adventure.

Includes a bonus novella, Kevin vs. Lloyd.